wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit

OrangeBro spreads his legs for Coke, says figure skaters should wear helmets.

parcferme wrote in ontd_skating Jan 17, 2014 11:15

Evan opens his happiness on his new billboard for Coca-Cola.

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lol i don't evan, evan lysacek syndrome, this video is brilliant watch it now, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, among the land of the living, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, picture of rugged american masculinity, this skater dude is making my dick soft, his eyes were just...enchanting, possessed by the power of orange, team slut approves, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, give us face, orangeliness is next to broliness, maybe it's the ass filling it, is he really that orange in person?, village idiot, evan's new fapping material, keep on broing, i'm wrangling me some groin., do you even know how to skate, trolling for dick, true alpha male, evan evan he's our name, how you say it; a bro?, show me su eiffel tour, a tassle leads to the golden road..., where my evan toleraters at, the dark hole of men's figureskating, that was really clever for evan, yes it's a sport too

THIS BITCH

bananrama wrote in ontd_skating Apr 20, 2013 23:56

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i c, pchan gets a tag, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, this skater dude is making my dick soft, post or die, i can't get a real job it'll kill me

the end of a season without one? we're overdue.

nathair_aonad wrote in ontd_skating May 30, 2012 22:11

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

(minus the usual glitter text)

If you are unfamiliar with how this works : tell us how you really feel. All thoughts welcome.

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would that i be a sequin upon his arm, where the hell r the rippon tags, daddy's home puppy, at this point the list consists of meryl, post or die, ice dance, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, the kill team..., u mad, i think fs are some of the best looking, y'all don't understand what she's saying, that would be a mullet, no fuck no, haaaaaaalp, golden showers, celebrate good times come on!, u wld appreciate the class these 2 exude, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, emo shit; semi-live, go team japan power rangers, bamf jeremy, jetlag hurts my feelings, straight as a rainbow, hot naked buddy yogurt, what is skating w/o an ugly shirt, parchment soft skin and two cherry nippl, i don't tweet, fashion police, a fabulous little twirling skeleton, opa!, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, jamie sale is on notice, pcs = points for canadian skaters, thank you it's lambiel, dontcallmyname dontcallmyname miki ando, people here is so weird in a good way, i want to be a public relater in nyc, i felt high heartbeats, more importantly i'm patrick chan, figure skating: our national sport, what a fucking waster, i struggled to impregnate me, among the land of the living, i gave him cupcakes for the pain, strange woman keeps candies in her hair, i want your ugly, what's colder than dry ice? oksana, speed skating is way lamer, the brezistance, you smell like a winner!, ontd_skating 20%skating 20%unf 60%whales, when you see it, quad squad, srs bsns, the lambiel/joubert lovechild, figgaskating, trolling for dick, own every last eyeball in that place!!!, haters can hate, a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, jump to my yaguar baby, the skater with amazing hair who is tota, brian jewbear, that was really clever for evan, only facts live on wikipedia, mirai won silver at the lolympics, i'm a real fashion victim!!, you won gold? we didn't know, the ice is blue? who knew~, charlie white/charlie's white's hair, your infamous long boobs, caught in his lederhosen, the japanese beatle, not just a hot summer fling, fuckload of skaters in this post, My name isn’t Paris Hilton, i don't know you but i love you, with a spicy gay twist, evan lysacek got an oscar in canada, too much booty in the pants, the is a love eruption, my unicorn is more hetero than yours, spelling out "macho" in russian, the swisstuation, good luck baboo, ¡VIVA ESPAÑA!, everybody lives!!, umm..., what kind of icehole are you, judges=corrupt & bears shit in woods, she doesn't even go here, my mom being a creeper, japanelvis, i don't want to scroll okay, he's the gay one, we don't want to be jeremy free, true alpha male, jk no i'm not yes i am no i'm not yes i, thank you they're dior, i don't know what unf means, isu=unfree bitches, alexei whoregudin, ~*wild relations*~, just the tip bro, you're not dead, when i was 17 i was pedobait, ross-rhymeswithwhat?-miner, my friend vera & i, k whatever it's the truth., kristi y lifetime achievement award, my girlfriend triple axel, blocked by an olympic gold medalist, borders on mind boggling, sorry i was busy doing a quad, where did her legs go? over her head, you've got a great sit spin, the only safe place for skaters to look, fuck me it's good, diva bitch whore from hell, possessed by the power of orange, pardonnez-moi, he can live off my money if he wants, really jizzed about men's figure skating, we should run the isu, morozov is a life ruiner, a dark and fabulous jedward, my sunshine & sh*t, "the swiss guy", orange mocha frappuccino, hay mr morozov touch my body, and she is not a whore, just this once everybody lives!, if the answer is gay i am on a plane rn, good job, gay men love tanith, infamy here we come, i don't even know who this guy is, whoregan cipres/vanessa james, lol scott is driving, you're a tacky ass bitch, dirty russian american, dai-sha fierce, why do you like him he sucks, azerbaijan = pchan of eurovision

SHENANIGANS AND SPECULATION 2012

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating May 21, 2012 04:43

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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you won gold? we didn't know, ashley wagner, a carefree boy ready to kill everyone, i'm whelmed right now, carolina kostner, it's a kind of seal island, hector = ontd_skating, jeremy = sunshine, at this point the list consists of meryl, skating and crying, fuckload of skaters in this post, it's great feelings, johnny weir is wearing a snow cone, too much booty in the pants, that would be a mullet, haaaaaaalp, mirai nagasu, what decisions will be made?????????????, how is this possible., celebrate good times come on!, ~skating deathmatch, why do you think he rocks them mullet, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, give us face, make yourself a fun poast., good luck baboo, ¡VIVA ESPAÑA!, hot like mexico rejoice, go team japan power rangers, everybody lives!!, i wish they were doing it on the ice, umm..., french prince of bel-air, breaking news: gay people in ice skating, liza tuktamysheva, crazy eyes, what is skating w/o an ugly shirt, johnny weir rode a yak, bitches don't know, a fabulous little twirling skeleton, we don't want to be jeremy free, hold me closer tiny warlord, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, chairman mao asada, dude..., pcs = points for canadian skaters, ~~mao's strong tears~~, adam rippon, dontcallmyname dontcallmyname miki ando, brb cutting myself, czech it out, graceful like a swan, cute but i wouldn't hit it, trankov/volosozhar, figure skating: our national sport, incoming stan war, elena ilinykh/nikita katsalapov, grand prix, ~the future of skating~, alissa czisny, not sure if want, shibitinis!, fuck me it's good, diva bitch whore from hell, blame chanada, tomáš verner, !!!!!!, meryl is a disney princess, holy shitballs, nathalie pechalat/fabian bourzat, pardonnez-moi, the brezistance, !!! :) :(, when you see it, maybe it's the ass filling it, we should run the isu, this ice has not been properly zambonied, morozov is a life ruiner, be all the slore you can be, the rainbows live on, if the answer is gay i am on a plane rn, the dark hole of men's figureskating, o___o, brian jewbear, dai-sha fierce, johnny weir

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bananrama wrote in ontd_skating May 12, 2011 13:04

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLO!

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celebrate good times come on!, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, je veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche, florent amodio is lovely, french prince of bel-air

A brief history of vocal music in figure skating

licktheabortion wrote in ontd_skating Apr 28, 2011 20:46

Is this the mouth that ruined figure skating?

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how is this possible., wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, bitches don't know, florent amodio is lovely, + worlds 2011, the kerrs

In which Florent explains it all

bananrama wrote in ontd_skating Apr 28, 2011 20:47

Florent Amodio: I put myself in the place of a kid who's thinking "What the fuck is this cheesy skating bullshit?"

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what don't you fucking understand, cause it's voodoo, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, french prince of bel-air